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[multiglyphs]

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[beaconed]

88 88 88 88 88 these are
money bees pass them to
1 good person n receive
money in 4 days I AM NOT
joking IF u dlete u wil rgret
trust me pls send.

[multiglyphs]

[ okay the first one was pretty cute and fun

but money, jaune? really? ]

Do you think I have all the time in the world?

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[beaconed]

sorry sorry!!
i just didn't want to regret it!!
and it would be nice to find another way to make money lol
i guess it was too much to hope for :( :( :(
ok let me make it up to you with something worth your time.....
wanna hear a cute fact?

[multiglyphs]

I suppose so.
And weren't you given a job like the rest of us?

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[beaconed]

yeah but it's cool i get a lot of free time lol

[ Especially during the day when everyone else is busy working. Hence the annoying texts and the random knowledge he's about to drop. :') ]

did you know that sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart? that's so cute!

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[multiglyphs]

I'm beginning to notice.
Perhaps you need to pull in more hours, if younre so worried about money.

[ and oh... that is pretty cute OH NO... ]

How smart of them.

[ BRB DYING INSIDE ]

[beaconed]

maybe.....
where do you work?
i just found this abandoned book about animal facts on the bus ride lol
i can visit your workplace and read more cool facts!!

2/2 (i'm an ass)

[beaconed]

btw you made a typo lmao :)

oh my god

[multiglyphs]

[multiglyphs]

That's what happens when you text someone at work, Jaune Arc!!

[ clearly this is not her fault IT'S YOUR FAULT SHUT UP ]

[beaconed]

it's funny because you never make mistakes lol
its ok i won't tell anyone! your perfect reputation is safe with me!!
sorry i caught you at a bad time!
you're probably really busy

that's why i'll try again in an hour

[multiglyphs]

My shift doesn't end for another four.
If you're going to insist on being a nuisance, at least come down and be a paying nuisance.

[beaconed]

[ there's a pause. he doesn't reply instantly like he's been so far. ]

what am i paying for?

LMAO be glad she's not on her other job

[multiglyphs]

Food? Coffee?
What do you think?

:')

[beaconed]

ds;flaj

[ he fumbled with his cerevice and almost dropped it. ]

i'm buying you food and coffee??
text me the address i;m already sprinting
but i don't know where to :S

[multiglyphs]

Oh calm down you're buying it for yourself.
I can't eat on the job, that's just unprofessional.

[ like texting isn't............ but she'll go ahead and send him the address to the cosplay maid cafe... ]

[beaconed]

i'll buy everything all day long!
you'll be promoted by the end of the day!!
it's what friends do :)
prepare lots of water tho cos i got another 42 mins of running
(pls have free water)

[multiglyphs]

Weren't you the one concerned about money earlier?
Stick to the water and soups, they're the cheapest on the menu.

[beaconed]

[ an hour later. ]

weiss? i think i'm lost...
dw i'll keep trying to find it
i love soup :)

[multiglyphs]

[ jfc jaune arc ]

The pink building, Jaune.

action!

[beaconed]

Okay... pink building... that wasn't so hard to find. [ yes it was. ]

Wait.

What... is this place?

[ Cue Jaune looking up from his device, and realizing he's in a bizarre cosplay cafe. Is that a cute nurse that just walked by??? Weiss works here? ]

action!

[multiglyphs]

[ sadly so, jaune. and that much is made evident when a voice suddenly calls out through the small but cozy space— ]

You're blocking the entrance!

[ cue weiss stepping into view, wearing something she surely would never live down back home. the weiss schnee, parading around like some lowly servant! actually... serving! but weiss had already had her moments of indignation; she refused to succumb to ceres' bait. if they think they can break her through humiliation, they've got another thing coming!!

hence the almost defiant look she gives jaune as she steps forward, hands on her hips, chin tipped up. as if daring him to say something, to make fun of her, to laugh. ]

Well? Are you going to sit in or not?

[beaconed]

[ He gasps dramatically the moment Weiss comes into view! Between her and all the other waitresses, he doesn't really pay attention to anything else she's said. ]

W-Weiss..!!
That... that's so...
So cuuuuttteeeee~!!! Did you take photos of yourself yet? Let me take a picture-- we'll send one to Ruby, too!

[multiglyphs]

[ omg he's making a scene. she should have anticipated this. ]

Please refrain from speaking above your inside voice. We're in a respectable establishment, after all.

[ she says, as another waitress wanders by sporting cat ears and tail....................... cough. ]

And don't you dare! I'll not have pictures of me circulating this place, thank you very much.

[beaconed]

[ CLICK. Ah, but he already took it, Snow Angel... ]

--Sorry, what? [ And apparently he wasn't listening again. ]

Aw, man, your job is so cool, Weiss. Think they would hire a guy like me? I think I could pull off a dress, hahah--holy dust, check out the girl in the pirate costume!

[ He's still a little overwhelmed. It's best to take control of the situation before he causes another scene. ]