maybe..... where do you work? i just found this abandoned book about animal facts on the bus ride lol i can visit your workplace and read more cool facts!!
it's funny because you never make mistakes lol its ok i won't tell anyone! your perfect reputation is safe with me!! sorry i caught you at a bad time! you're probably really busy
i'll buy everything all day long! you'll be promoted by the end of the day!! it's what friends do :) prepare lots of water tho cos i got another 42 mins of running (pls have free water)
[ sadly so, jaune. and that much is made evident when a voice suddenly calls out through the small but cozy space— ]
You're blocking the entrance!
[ cue weiss stepping into view, wearing something she surely would never live down back home. the weiss schnee, parading around like some lowly servant! actually... serving! but weiss had already had her moments of indignation; she refused to succumb to ceres' bait. if they think they can break her through humiliation, they've got another thing coming!!
hence the almost defiant look she gives jaune as she steps forward, hands on her hips, chin tipped up. as if daring him to say something, to make fun of her, to laugh. ]
[ He gasps dramatically the moment Weiss comes into view! Between her and all the other waitresses, he doesn't really pay attention to anything else she's said. ]
W-Weiss..!! That... that's so... So cuuuuttteeeee~!!! Did you take photos of yourself yet? Let me take a picture-- we'll send one to Ruby, too!
[ CLICK. Ah, but he already took it, Snow Angel... ]
--Sorry, what? [ And apparently he wasn't listening again. ]
Aw, man, your job is so cool, Weiss. Think they would hire a guy like me? I think I could pull off a dress, hahah--holy dust, check out the girl in the pirate costume!
[ He's still a little overwhelmed. It's best to take control of the situation before he causes another scene. ]
[ He laughs, since it doesn't take much effort to keep it out of her hands, considering their height difference. ]
What, not gonna send one to Ruby first? Heheh.
[ He does eventually let her have his phone. He didn't come to ruin her day, after all. ] Here.
Just... be careful not to delete the other things!
[ Like his embarrassing selfies to and of Pyrrha, or pictures of doughtnuts or funny clouds. Some of the photos are just screencaps of Taylor Swift lyrics, of junk mail that claim he got an inheritance of a distant relative. It's all absurd stuff, really. ]
[ relax, jaune, she's not going to delete the photos of your precious oblivious love affair. though she does pause a little upon seeing the sheer number of them in the folder...
(she gets that weird, prickly feeling in the back of her neck again, the same feeling she got when she first spoke to ruby and yang here. that overwhelming, dreadful feeling that there's something big she's missing here.)
but she says nothing and simply deletes that last photo of herself (your thumb was in the corner btw, gj) before quietly handing his phone back to him. ]
As Ruby happens to be my roommate and partner, it's only logical she's already seen me in this uniform. [ pls. she's got nothing to hide from her friends, hmph. ]
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[ Especially during the day when everyone else is busy working. Hence the annoying texts and the random knowledge he's about to drop. :') ]
did you know that sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart? that's so cute!
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Perhaps you need to pull in more hours, if younre so worried about money.
[ and oh... that is pretty cute OH NO... ]
How smart of them.
[ BRB DYING INSIDE ]
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where do you work?
i just found this abandoned book about animal facts on the bus ride lol
i can visit your workplace and read more cool facts!!
2/2 (i'm an ass)
oh my god
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[ clearly this is not her fault IT'S YOUR FAULT SHUT UP ]
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its ok i won't tell anyone! your perfect reputation is safe with me!!
sorry i caught you at a bad time!
you're probably really busy
that's why i'll try again in an hour
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If you're going to insist on being a nuisance, at least come down and be a paying nuisance.
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what am i paying for?
LMAO be glad she's not on her other job
What do you think?
:')
[ he fumbled with his cerevice and almost dropped it. ]
i'm buying you food and coffee??
text me the address i;m already sprinting
but i don't know where to :S
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I can't eat on the job, that's just unprofessional.
[ like texting isn't............ but she'll go ahead and send him the address to the cosplay maid cafe... ]
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you'll be promoted by the end of the day!!
it's what friends do :)
prepare lots of water tho cos i got another 42 mins of running
(pls have free water)
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Stick to the water and soups, they're the cheapest on the menu.
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weiss? i think i'm lost...
dw i'll keep trying to find it
i love soup :)
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The pink building, Jaune.
action!
Wait.
What... is this place?
[ Cue Jaune looking up from his device, and realizing he's in a bizarre cosplay cafe. Is that a cute nurse that just walked by??? Weiss works here? ]
action!
You're blocking the entrance!
[ cue weiss stepping into view, wearing something she surely would never live down back home. the weiss schnee, parading around like some lowly servant! actually... serving! but weiss had already had her moments of indignation; she refused to succumb to ceres' bait. if they think they can break her through humiliation, they've got another thing coming!!
hence the almost defiant look she gives jaune as she steps forward, hands on her hips, chin tipped up. as if daring him to say something, to make fun of her, to laugh. ]
Well? Are you going to sit in or not?
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W-Weiss..!!
That... that's so...
So cuuuuttteeeee~!!! Did you take photos of yourself yet? Let me take a picture-- we'll send one to Ruby, too!
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Please refrain from speaking above your inside voice. We're in a respectable establishment, after all.
[ she says, as another waitress wanders by sporting cat ears and tail....................... cough. ]
And don't you dare! I'll not have pictures of me circulating this place, thank you very much.
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--Sorry, what? [ And apparently he wasn't listening again. ]
Aw, man, your job is so cool, Weiss. Think they would hire a guy like me? I think I could pull off a dress, hahah--holy dust, check out the girl in the pirate costume!
[ He's still a little overwhelmed. It's best to take control of the situation before he causes another scene. ]
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—delete that right now!
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What, not gonna send one to Ruby first? Heheh.
[ He does eventually let her have his phone. He didn't come to ruin her day, after all. ] Here.
Just... be careful not to delete the other things!
[ Like his embarrassing selfies to and of Pyrrha, or pictures of doughtnuts or funny clouds. Some of the photos are just screencaps of Taylor Swift lyrics, of junk mail that claim he got an inheritance of a distant relative. It's all absurd stuff, really. ]
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(she gets that weird, prickly feeling in the back of her neck again, the same feeling she got when she first spoke to ruby and yang here. that overwhelming, dreadful feeling that there's something big she's missing here.)
but she says nothing and simply deletes that last photo of herself (your thumb was in the corner btw, gj) before quietly handing his phone back to him. ]
As Ruby happens to be my roommate and partner, it's only logical she's already seen me in this uniform. [ pls. she's got nothing to hide from her friends, hmph. ]
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C'mon, where am I sitting?
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