[ Sitting still for thirty minutes, it's a tall order but Jaune did promise to behave himself. When she returns with his order and the extra dessert, he's oddly touched. ]
Weiss... [ It's one of those rare times he doesn't know what to say right in the moment, so he only looks up at her from his seat. He's feeling a mix of... corny affection and confusion? He obviously didn't order this! However, the words do eventually come to his mind, and he delivers it in a rather playful tone. ]
I can't tell if you're being nice or you just screwed up my order. [ Which is it?? Both are almost impossible scenarios in his mind. ]
[ Soooo..... she made him her hero? SHE'S BEING NICE-- ]
Ah, so I'm like a bodyguard, protecting Weiss Schnee's thighs! I won't let you down, alright? I'm always happy to throw myself in front of any food that comes your way.
[ Because why not, it's free and it makes him feel useful! ]
You're right! Bodyguards don't go around announcing these things to everyone. This will be just between us!
[ He starts eating the cake, taking a spoon to his mouth, but continues talking as he chews his dessert. ] ...But y'know... [ munch, munch. ] ...it's okay to indulge sometimes, too. A small cake wouldn't ruin you! Not to me, anyway...
[ she doesn't respond for a moment, simply giving him a hard stare with tightly pursed lips. it's hard to tell whether or not she'd heard that last part... ]
Don't talk with your mouth full.
[ but it's probably for the best for both their sakes if they went on pretending like she didn't, anyway. ]
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Weiss... [ It's one of those rare times he doesn't know what to say right in the moment, so he only looks up at her from his seat. He's feeling a mix of... corny affection and confusion? He obviously didn't order this! However, the words do eventually come to his mind, and he delivers it in a rather playful tone. ]
I can't tell if you're being nice or you just screwed up my order. [ Which is it?? Both are almost impossible scenarios in his mind. ]
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Every employee gets a free pastry every shift they work. I'm obviously not about to eat it myself — that would go straight to my thighs.
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Ah, so I'm like a bodyguard, protecting Weiss Schnee's thighs! I won't let you down, alright? I'm always happy to throw myself in front of any food that comes your way.
[ Because why not, it's free and it makes him feel useful! ]
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Please. Never say that phrase again. [ which phrase in particular? all of them. all of them. ]
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You're right! Bodyguards don't go around announcing these things to everyone. This will be just between us!
[ He starts eating the cake, taking a spoon to his mouth, but continues talking as he chews his dessert. ] ...But y'know... [ munch, munch. ] ...it's okay to indulge sometimes, too. A small cake wouldn't ruin you! Not to me, anyway...
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Don't talk with your mouth full.
[ but it's probably for the best for both their sakes if they went on pretending like she didn't, anyway. ]